2006-05-03 - 1:21 p.m.
I think what the world needs is a new monster-themed novelty song, a la "Monster Mash," but instead of the monsters having a party, they all just take a nap together, cuz they're very tired.
Now, I know a lot of my friends out there are creative folks, and I beseech you to help me write this song (using the comments section). You can remain anonymous and preserve your dignity in a way that I can't.
So here's what I have so far:
[spoken] "Shhh! The monsters are taking a nap!"
[smokin' rockabilly guitar riff]
Well, it's hard work bein' eerie
So Dracula to Wolfman said,
Frankenstein's monster is snorin'
thoughts? (22 comments so far)
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