2008-02-26 - 3:40 p.m. I am intrigued by the liberal and imaginative use of adverbs in this patent abstract, found by googling "turban," a word that came to mind when I realized that if a monkey wanted a job in a straight-laced corporate environment, he or she would have to coil the ol' tail and hide it under an ass-turban. And I just wanted to check to see if anyone else had had that thought. But they didnt. Dibs! Screenplay! thoughts? (0 comments so far) previous - next blog archive contact