2008-07-30 - 7:05 p.m. Coffee, Tea, or Adult Alternative? - Josh Kelley Fan-Fic by Paula Carino Josh got up early to make coffee for his wife, television's Katherine Heigl. "I made it just the way you like, dumplin'. Two Splendas and a splash of Lactaid." Katherine purred and arose, dewy-fresh and sparkling-eyed, with eyes of sparkling freshness, and really good skin. "Honey, I don't have much time this morning, because I have to go over my script!" Josh set the mug of steaming coffee down on the bedside table, and eyed his wife with love. "Your script? From the TV show Grey's Anatomy?" "Yes, honey. I won't be on the show much longer--my sassy comments have caused the writers to want to kill me off! But that's ok--because I stood my ground, and I am a survivor." Josh smiled, his crinkly, adorable face alight with mischief. "You are! In fact--well, I didn't want to tell you right away, but I wrote a song for you, called 'She's a Strong, Surviving Lady.' " He picked up his gleaming acoustic "axe," sat down on the bed, and hoisted the "axe" onto his lap. He fingerpicked delicately, humming the first few bars. Hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmm Hmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm She's my strooong Sassy, sassy actress lady! Don't take no guff Prettier than Hilary Duff Don't take no lip Hmmmm hmmmm....trip She is my stroooong Sassy actress girl. Josh looked up and espied his lady love crying. "Honey! Don't cry!!!" "I'm sorry, Josh, it's just that...it's so beautiful. Will that be on the new record, available on DNK Records?" Josh put down his acoustic guitar and smiled. Thomas Leer--I have discovered him, accidentally, 30 years after his first home-made 4-track recordings. Pretty much the definition of a cult artist, prolific and hidden. thoughts? (7 comments so far) previous - next blog archive contact