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Neil Mitchell - 2006-05-03 14:14:57
It's just that Dracula is pourin'
Blood and everyone's ignorin'
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Greg - 2006-05-03 14:30:48
Lon Chaney Jr. has pillowhead
The drool on Bela's sheet is red
The clock on the click tocks and ticks
As they dream of brunch at Trader Vics
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Greg - 2006-05-03 14:34:13
I could've sworn I typed wall.
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Paula - 2006-05-03 14:37:05
I like "clock on the click"
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Rebecca - 2006-05-03 14:41:50
The Phantom of the Opera had been up all night/ partying with his pals over in Bayreuth/The mummy was all wrapped up in his troubles/and needed some soothing rest on the double
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TW - 2006-05-03 14:47:21
Frankenstein's monster is snorin'
but it's not because Mummy is borin'
it's just that his parts so easily tire
wake him with an alarm clock o' fire
The Wolfman dreams of biting a rump
His favorite pillow is Igor's hump
Michael Myers dreams like a little lamb
The Phantom of the Opera is in footie jams
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TW - 2006-05-03 15:01:47
Ten zonked-out zombies turn down the bed/they sleep so soundly, you'd swear they were dead/
Dr. Jekyl is sleepy, but he has the shakes/"I'm ready for bed, but Mr. Hyde's wide awake!"
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Greg - 2006-05-03 15:08:03
Ten little monsters lyin' in bed/one fell out and broke his head/Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIVE -- and then of course you break into the all star monster jam led by Joe Walsh and Leslie West, who are both pretty scary.
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iwombat - 2006-05-03 15:20:57
(bridge)
All those monsters, under your bed
all the monsters, they're all in yer head,
now don't go peepin'
they're still sleepin'
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LG - 2006-05-03 17:09:46
3rd verse:
Here comes Lizzie Borden
Louder than a warden
An axe and an alarm clock
Wake up all you monsters, it's time to rock!
doesn't quite go with Wombat's bridge, but maybe could tweak his idea like wake 'em up and face the music. when we record this I want to be in the wolf howling choir!
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jon - 2006-05-03 18:09:49
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Has overslept, better wake him up soon
The Headless Horseman was horsing around
He made Medusa mad and she froze him with a frown
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Greg - 2006-05-03 18:41:38
Two olive salsa for boney chips/Pop-sickle cocktails gulps and sips/bloodshot eyes and blue stained lips/monsters napping in their crypts
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krimur - 2006-05-03 21:40:08
What rhymes with "Ambien?" Crap. I'm not very good at this.
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Paula - 2006-05-04 08:35:29
Y Frankensteino Mexicano, tambien
Took another Ambien
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Alan - 2006-05-04 10:07:25
Some goood ones already, but this came to me before I read the comments.
Frankenstein's monster is snorin'
but it's not because Mummy is borin'
It's just that they're explorin'
Beyond the wall of sleep.
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Abbott and Costello Meet the Monster - 2006-05-04 10:53:50
Frankenstein had half a mind, to tell old Drac to get on back, to the grave where he misbehaved.
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Jens Carstensen - 2006-05-04 13:06:18
Wait ... WHY do you think what the world needs is a new monster-themed novelty song - a la "Monster Mash," but instead of the monsters having a party, they all just take a nap together, cuz they're very tired - again?
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Paula - 2006-05-04 13:55:04
Isn't it self-evident, Jens?
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Baby Party - 2006-05-04 15:30:49
Okay, that Ambien thing made me yelp with laughter and wake up the baby, dammit.
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Paula - 2006-05-04 15:48:43
See? We're waking up babies here. That's good stuff. Babies get too much sleep as it is.
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Roy Loney - 2006-05-05 16:07:26
I'm a monster,
Got a worn down teenage head
Teenage monster,
Now it's time to go to bed.
Half asleep and half awake
I'm half a man and half a snake
Good night..
Bummer
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Roy Loney - 2006-05-05 16:08:06
I'm a monster,
Got a worn down teenage head
Teenage monster,
Now it's time to go to bed.
Half asleep and half awake
I'm half a man and half a snake
Good night..
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